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 Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 3:40 pm Post subject: Chuck Norris Jokes |
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THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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I don't have any jokes but I did want to mention how many ppl name their chars after Chuck Norris in the game. Now thats just weird huh.
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Eva Plague wrote: | | I don't have any jokes but I did want to mention how many ppl name their chars after Chuck Norris in the game. Now thats just weird huh. |
Chuck Norris ROCKS!
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| Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany. why why im so
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Chuck Norris invented water.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Chuck Norris doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full.
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned. |
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| Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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| queen wrote: | | Eva Plague wrote: | | I don't have any jokes but I did want to mention how many ppl name their chars after Chuck Norris in the game. Now thats just weird huh. |
Chuck Norris ROCKS! |
woo yea chuck norris |
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queen
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| Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 8:23 am Post subject: |
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| jen wrote: | | queen wrote: | | Eva Plague wrote: | | I don't have any jokes but I did want to mention how many ppl name their chars after Chuck Norris in the game. Now thats just weird huh. |
Chuck Norris ROCKS! |
woo yea chuck norris |
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
you know it!
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| Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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| queen wrote: | | jen wrote: | | queen wrote: | | Eva Plague wrote: | | I don't have any jokes but I did want to mention how many ppl name their chars after Chuck Norris in the game. Now thats just weird huh. |
Chuck Norris ROCKS! |
woo yea chuck norris |
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
you know it! |
coures why would chuck norris not rock becues Chuck Norris invented water now how could that guy not rock |
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| Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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| jen wrote: | | queen wrote: | | jen wrote: | | queen wrote: | | Eva Plague wrote: | | I don't have any jokes but I did want to mention how many ppl name their chars after Chuck Norris in the game. Now thats just weird huh. |
Chuck Norris ROCKS! |
woo yea chuck norris |
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
you know it! |
coures why would chuck norris not rock becues Chuck Norris invented water now how could that guy not rock |
Chuck Norris invented water and wasn't satisfied, so he peed in it and Mountain Dew was invented. Gotta love that Mountain Dew.
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| Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Star Wars Kid wrote: | | jen wrote: | | queen wrote: | | jen wrote: | | queen wrote: | | Eva Plague wrote: | | I don't have any jokes but I did want to mention how many ppl name their chars after Chuck Norris in the game. Now thats just weird huh. |
Chuck Norris ROCKS! |
woo yea chuck norris |
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
you know it! |
coures why would chuck norris not rock becues Chuck Norris invented water now how could that guy not rock |
Chuck Norris invented water and wasn't satisfied, so he peed in it and Mountain Dew was invented. Gotta love that Mountain Dew. |
good thing i dont drink mountain dew
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| Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 3:13 pm Post subject: ???? |
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If you do the Dew, then you might temporarily get Chuck Norris powers. Like chest hair (not necessarily the kinda power that girls really want).
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| Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 3:15 pm Post subject: Re: ???? |
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| Star Wars Kid wrote: | | If you do the Dew, then you might temporarily get Chuck Norris powers. Like chest hair (not necessarily the kinda power that girls really want). |
good to know that
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| Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:29 am Post subject: |
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My "Other " List......
The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and enormous penis. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Norris roundhouse kicked the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to digest his food because he scares the crap out of himself.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris' penis is so large that it actually warps the fabric of space-time. Indeed some physicists now theorise that the passage of time is mearly a byproduct of Norris' colossal erections. This is known as the "Chuck Norris big c**k theory of space-time".
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever the heck he wants.
Chuck Norris once aquired a time machine where travelled back to in time and impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the heck down.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck asked, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man's blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger aired on television in Europe, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag ladies, he potato sacks them.
Chuck Norris once swallowed a penny... The next day he crapped out a silver dollar.
Chuck Norris once had a "Who has more testicles" contest with Lance Armstrong. Chuck won by 5.
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ah the good ol chuck norris jokes lol let see if i got any jokes atm
When chuck norris does push ups.. he pushes the earth down.. he doesnt push his body up (not sure if that was already posted i didnt read them all) |
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chuck norris does not turn butter he simpley round houes kicks the cow in butter comes out
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| Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 4:45 pm Post subject: knock knock |
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Knock Knock
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Aardvark !
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
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Aardvark !
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Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles !
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Aaron !
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Aaron the barber's floor !
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Aaron on the side of caution!
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Abba !
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Abba banana !
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Abbey stung me on the nose !
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Abe C D E F G H... !
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Abyssinia !
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Abyssinia behind bars one of these days !
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Acid !
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Acidently on purpose !
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Acid !
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Acid down and be quiet !
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Acis !
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Acis spades !
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Actor !
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Actor you, my dear Alphonse !
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Acute !
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Acute little boy !
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Ada !
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Ada'mond is forever !
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Ada !
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First Ada kit !
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Ada burger for lunch !
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Adair once but I'm bald now !
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Adam up and tell me the total !
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Adam if I do and adam if I don't !
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Adeline extra to the letter !
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Adlai a bet on that !
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Adore stands between us, open up !
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Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?
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Agentle breeze !
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Bless You !
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I'm Alice chasing rainbows.... !
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Alligator, that's who !
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Allied, so sue me !
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Alma-ny knock knock jokes can you take !
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Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase !
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Alva heart !
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Alvin a great time, how about you ?
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Amahl !
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Amahl shook up !
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Amana bad mood !
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Amanda-rin orange !
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Amanda fix the television !
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Amazon !
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Amazon of a bishop. What's your father do ?
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Amazon of a gun !
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Amber !
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Amber-sting to come in !
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Amber-ta than I was yesterday !
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Amelia !
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Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !
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Amin !
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Amin thing to do !
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Ammon !
Ammon who ?
Ammon old hand at picking locks!
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Aardvark !
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
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Aardvark !
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles !
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Aaron !
Aaron who !
Aaron the barber's floor !
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Aaron !
Aaron who !
Aaron on the side of caution!
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Abba !
Abba who ?
Abba banana !
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Abbey !
Abbey who ?
Abbey stung me on the nose !
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Abbott !
Abbott who ?
Abbott time you opened this door !
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Abbott !
Abbott who ?
Abbott time you answered the door !
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Who's there !
Abe !
Abe who ?
Abe C D E F G H... !
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Abel !
Abel who ?
Abel seaman !
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Abyssinia !
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia when I get back !
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Abyssinia !
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days !
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Acid !
Acid who ?
Acidently on purpose !
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Acid !
Acid who ?
Acid down and be quiet !
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Acis !
Acis who ?
Acis spades !
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Actor !
Actor who ?
Actor you, my dear Alphonse !
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Acute !
Acute who ?
Acute little boy !
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Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada'mond is forever !
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Ada !
Ada who ?
First Ada kit !
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Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada burger for lunch !
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Who's there !
Adair !
Adair who ?
Adair once but I'm bald now !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adam !
Adam who ?
Adam up and tell me the total !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adam !
Adam who ?
Adam if I do and adam if I don't !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adder !
Adder who ?
Adder you get in here ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adelia !
Adelia who ?
Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adelia !
Adelia who ?
Adelia the cards and we'll play snap !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adeline !
Adeline who ?
Adeline extra to the letter !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adlai !
Adlai who ?
Adlai a bet on that !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adolf !
Adolf who ?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adore !
Adore who ?
Adore stands between us, open up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aesop !
Aesop who ?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
A Fred !
A Fred who ?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agatha !
Agatha who ?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agent !
Agent who ?
Agentle breeze !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agnes !
Agnes who ?
Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahab !
Ahab who ?
Ahab to go to the toilet now, quick open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahmed !
Ahmed who ?
Ahmed a big mistake coming here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahmed !
Ahmed who ?
Ahmedeus Motzart !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida more than I drink !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida huge breakfast before going to school !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aileen !
Aileen who ?
Aileen Dover and fell down !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aitch !
Aitch who ?
Bless You !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al lied !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al go home if you're not nice to me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aladdin !
Aladdin who ?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alan !
Alan who ?
Alan a good cause !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alan !
Alan who ?
Alan't my lesson !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska my mummy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska my friend the question then !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alba !
Alba !
Alba in the kitchen if you need me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albee !
Albee !
Albee a monkey's uncle !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albert !
Albert who !
Albert you don't know who this is !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alberta !
Alberta who !
Alberta'll be over in a minute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alceste !
Alceste who ?
Alceste to meet him later !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alda !
Alda who ?
Alda time you knew who it was !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldo !
Aldo who ?
Aldo anywhere with you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldous !
Aldous who ?
Aldous who arn't interested - go home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldous !
Aldous who ?
Aldous who want to leave the room, put your hand up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec coffee, but I don't like tea !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec my lolly !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aleta !
Aleta who ?
Aleta from the tax man !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aleta !
Aleta who ?
Aleta bit of lovin' !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alex !
Alex who ?
Alex Plain later !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alex !
Alex who ?
Alex the questions round here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alexander !
Alexander who ?
Alexander friend are coming over !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alexia !
Alexia who ?
Alexia again to open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alf !
Alf who ?
Alf thumbs !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfalfa !
Alfalfa who ?
Alfalfa you if you fall for me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfalfa !
Alfalfa who ?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Alfie !
Alfie who ?
Alfie you in my dreams !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Alfie !
Alfie who ?
Alfie terrible if you leave !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfred !
Alfred who !
Alfred of the dark !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfred !
Alfred who !
Alfred the needle if you sew !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Algy !
Algy who !
Algy-bra !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ali !
Ali who ?
Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ali !
Ali who ?
Ali, Ali oxen free !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alice !
Alice who ?
Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alice !
Alice who ?
I'm Alice chasing rainbows.... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison to my radio in the mornings !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison forgiven, please come home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison it's dark outside !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alistair !
Alistair who ?
Alistairs in this house are broken !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alka !
Alka who !
Alka-phone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allan !
Allan who !
Allan-d of Manhattan !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allegra !
Allegra who ?
Allegra is broken !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alli !
Alli who ?
Alligator, that's who !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allied !
Allied who ?
Allied, so sue me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allocate !
Allocate who ?
Allocate, how are you dear ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma-nack !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma candy's gone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma-ny knock knock jokes can you take !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma not going to tell you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Almond !
Almond who ?
Almond the side of the law !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alpaca !
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca picnic lunch !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alpaca !
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea later this afternoon !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea later, alligator !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alva !
Alva who ?
Alva heart !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alvin !
Alvin who !
Alvin a great time, how about you ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amahl !
Amahl who ?
Amahl shook up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amana !
Amana who ?
Amana bad mood !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aardvark !
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aardvark !
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aaron !
Aaron who !
Aaron the barber's floor !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aaron !
Aaron who !
Aaron on the side of caution!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abba !
Abba who ?
Abba banana !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbey !
Abbey who ?
Abbey stung me on the nose !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbott !
Abbott who ?
Abbott time you opened this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbott !
Abbott who ?
Abbott time you answered the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abe !
Abe who ?
Abe C D E F G H... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abel !
Abel who ?
Abel seaman !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abyssinia !
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia when I get back !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abyssinia !
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acid !
Acid who ?
Acidently on purpose !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acid !
Acid who ?
Acid down and be quiet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acis !
Acis who ?
Acis spades !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Actor !
Actor who ?
Actor you, my dear Alphonse !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acute !
Acute who ?
Acute little boy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada'mond is forever !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
First Ada kit !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada burger for lunch !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adair !
Adair who ?
Adair once but I'm bald now !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adam !
Adam who ?
Adam up and tell me the total !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adam !
Adam who ?
Adam if I do and adam if I don't !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adder !
Adder who ?
Adder you get in here ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adelia !
Adelia who ?
Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adelia !
Adelia who ?
Adelia the cards and we'll play snap !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adeline !
Adeline who ?
Adeline extra to the letter !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adlai !
Adlai who ?
Adlai a bet on that !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adolf !
Adolf who ?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adore !
Adore who ?
Adore stands between us, open up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aesop !
Aesop who ?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
A Fred !
A Fred who ?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agatha !
Agatha who ?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agent !
Agent who ?
Agentle breeze !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agnes !
Agnes who ?
Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahab !
Ahab who ?
Ahab to go to the toilet now, quick open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahmed !
Ahmed who ?
Ahmed a big mistake coming here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahmed !
Ahmed who ?
Ahmedeus Motzart !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida more than I drink !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida huge breakfast before going to school !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aileen !
Aileen who ?
Aileen Dover and fell down !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aitch !
Aitch who ?
Bless You !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al lied !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al go home if you're not nice to me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aladdin !
Aladdin who ?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alan !
Alan who ?
Alan a good cause !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alan !
Alan who ?
Alan't my lesson !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska my mummy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska my friend the question then !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alba !
Alba !
Alba in the kitchen if you need me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albee !
Albee !
Albee a monkey's uncle !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albert !
Albert who !
Albert you don't know who this is !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alberta !
Alberta who !
Alberta'll be over in a minute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alceste !
Alceste who ?
Alceste to meet him later !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alda !
Alda who ?
Alda time you knew who it was !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldo !
Aldo who ?
Aldo anywhere with you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldous !
Aldous who ?
Aldous who arn't interested - go home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldous !
Aldous who ?
Aldous who want to leave the room, put your hand up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec coffee, but I don't like tea !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec my lolly !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aleta !
Aleta who ?
Aleta from the tax man !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aleta !
Aleta who ?
Aleta bit of lovin' !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alex !
Alex who ?
Alex Plain later !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alex !
Alex who ?
Alex the questions round here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alexander !
Alexander who ?
Alexander friend are coming over !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alexia !
Alexia who ?
Alexia again to open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alf !
Alf who ?
Alf thumbs !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfalfa !
Alfalfa who ?
Alfalfa you if you fall for me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfalfa !
Alfalfa who ?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Alfie !
Alfie who ?
Alfie you in my dreams !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Alfie !
Alfie who ?
Alfie terrible if you leave !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfred !
Alfred who !
Alfred of the dark !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfred !
Alfred who !
Alfred the needle if you sew !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Algy !
Algy who !
Algy-bra !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ali !
Ali who ?
Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ali !
Ali who ?
Ali, Ali oxen free !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alice !
Alice who ?
Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alice !
Alice who ?
I'm Alice chasing rainbows.... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison to my radio in the mornings !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison forgiven, please come home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison it's dark outside !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alistair !
Alistair who ?
Alistairs in this house are broken !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alka !
Alka who !
Alka-phone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allan !
Allan who !
Allan-d of Manhattan !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allegra !
Allegra who ?
Allegra is broken !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alli !
Alli who ?
Alligator, that's who !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allied !
Allied who ?
Allied, so sue me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allocate !
Allocate who ?
Allocate, how are you dear ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma-nack !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma candy's gone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma-ny knock knock jokes can you take !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma not going to tell you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Almond !
Almond who ?
Almond the side of the law !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alpaca !
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca picnic lunch !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alpaca !
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea later this afternoon !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea later, alligator !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alva !
Alva who ?
Alva heart !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alvin !
Alvin who !
Alvin a great time, how about you ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amahl !
Amahl who ?
Amahl shook up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amana !
Amana who ?
Amana bad mood !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amanda !
Amanda who ?
Amanda-rin orange !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amanda !
Amanda who ?
Amanda fix the television !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amazon !
Amazon who ?
Amazon of a bishop. What's your father do ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amazon !
Amazon who ?
Amazon of a gun !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amber !
Amber who ?
Amber-sting to come in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amber !
Amber who ?
Amber-ta than I was yesterday !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amelia !
Amelia who ?
Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amin !
Amin who ?
Amin thing to do !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammon !
Ammon who ?
Ammon old hand at picking locks! |
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