Chuck Norris Jokes

eo11 · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:45 pm Post subject:

The Predator, the Terminator, King Kong, and Paul Bunyon all were genetically spliced togther and they made a woman child who raped Chuck Norris the result was AJ Hawk.

The hit television show "Lost" takes place in AJ Hawk's back yard.

Tiger Woods challenged AJ Hawk to a long drive contest. Tiger's ball went 356 yards, Hawk's ball exploded on impact with the club, killing thousands.

AJ Hawk once noticed that each women orgasms at a specific frequency. After 10 minutes of practice, he preformed the first ever orgasm orchestra for the largest crowd in music histroy. Unfortunately, the sight of AJ Hawk having sex caused every audience member to also orgasm, ruining his masterpiece.

AJ Hawk once smoked a cigarette and gave the tobacco cancer.

When AC/DC wrote the song "Big Balls", they had AJ Hawk in mind.

AJ Hawk farted and created the hole in the ozone layer, "to get a better tan."

For every person Mother Nature kills, AJ Hawk kills five.
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eo11 · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:06 pm Post subject:

AJ Hawk is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

AJ Hawk doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

AJ Hawk gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with AJ Hawk.

When AJ HAwk wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.

AJ Hawk has a vacation home on the sun.

AJ Hawk uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.

AJ Hawk built Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.

AJ Hawk doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

AJ Hawk won a pissing contest against a Russian race horse.
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queen · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:25 pm Post subject:

sigh...........and now for our Bruce Lee, and Steven Seigal fans.......or maybe someone likes LT? or LJ?
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Zach · valued member Joined: 13 Aug 2007 Posts: 33

NO! i still have 2 chuck norris jokes and there good too

Chuck Norris is so badass his slip and slide is made out of gravel.

Chuck Norris is so badass he uses emo kids as lawn fertilizer so it cuts itself.

Look for more of zach's jokes. there funny.