Physics Joke.

Ryuzen Kojima · valued friend Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Posts: 13

I'm sorry if you don't find this terribly funny, I've been doing advanced Physics for the last year and it sucks.

You start in a car moving 3 meters per second, on a fixed track, that is 3 meters long, left to right. On either side of you, there is another 3 meter track. On the other side of the track to your right there is a drop off that is about a meter fall.

So, here's the situation. In front of you, there is an oddly coloured truck, moving the same speed as you, to your left side, there's an approaching zebra, and to your right side, a unicorn begins to slowly deaccelerate.
The oddly coloured truck looks as if it is beginning to slow. You look behind you and you are confronted by a taxi. How do you safely escape this situation, given that the taxi has your same constant speed?

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Get your drunk a** off the merry-go-round.

:P

Dishin · Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:23 am Post subject: lol

Now That is funny stuff.
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queen · Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:14 am Post subject:

heard that one.....lololol....my son was in a physics class, too..... :lol:
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Dishin · Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:24 pm Post subject: 31 things to ponder!

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaking tire.

3. Its always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

6. No one is listening until you fart.

7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

25. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass.... then things get worse.

26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

27. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

28. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

29. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday..........around age 11.

30. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

31. THE MOST WASTED DAY OF ALL IS ONE IN WHICH WE HAVE NOT LAUGHED!
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Ryuzen Kojima · valued friend Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Posts: 13

26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

I remember clearly getting this advice on the back of an essay in Grade 10 from my English Teacher, ahah. Odd indeed.

Dishin · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:26 am Post subject: LOL

Now that is very Odd
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Lord Clarke · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:00 pm Post subject:

Here is an old one, but I like it.....so I thought I would offend you in my 2nd night, to follow up on offending you in my first night.....

Why do women get periods???

Because they deserve them.
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eo11 · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:02 pm Post subject:

queen · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:09 pm Post subject:

eo11 · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:11 pm Post subject:

queen · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:15 pm Post subject:

lol........EO...... :D :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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If at first you dont succed............hide all the evidance you ever tried
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Dishin · Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:17 am Post subject:

lol Eo, u are a funny guy
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I dont just beat people in scrimages, I brutally pwn them till they cant handle it anymore, then I pass them to a friend who then gets sloppy seconds b/c thats the way he likes it.